"I love the sound of my potatoes whistling." -Diana
"Whitcha! Now you can't see foo!" -Cheri Kay
"They are lacking in their manly duties."-Cheri Kay
"It's like our Shui has been funked." -Jak
"Isn't that the freshest fresh you've ever smelled?"-Diana
"I'm not tortured. I'm just dramatic." -Ck
"Old ladies are supposed to love you." -Ck
"I was more mature than you when I was 3"- Diana
"During the Millennium Indiana is going to be a booming metropolis." -Ck
GO AWAY ♥ Carl
"Poo is always funny." -Big D
"Grr, what's with the bunnies?" -Ck
"Stevens, get to work!"-Unknown "No, I'm having a philosophical discussion!"- Diana
"On poppy seed; it’s like opium." -Ck
"Sometimes I want to stand at the bus stop with a shot gun." (In reference to the loud motorcyclist) -Diana "That would be considered homicide." -Ck
"My body is doing something and I don't like it!"-Diana
"Well this is a jolly morning." Ck
"I was having heart palpitations."-Ck "Too bad MacGyver wasn't there...he could have turned your cell phone into a defibrillator."-Jak
"I feel at ease trusting my mental health to you."-Ck to Jak
"Marriage follows me like bees to honey."-Ck
"Where the heck are my nylons?! Why do I have so much underwear?"-Diana
"Applebee’s! All this trysting made me hungry."-Ck
"120 credits! That's how much I need to win!"- Jak
"It’s like all the pepper release its power!" -Diana
"Sometimes I think you find me too dramatic."-Ck
"We are all full of light and joy." Ck
"It's like a Tomagachi" -Jak (no idea what that was in ref to)
"Ignore the psychologist in the corner"-Ck in ref to Jak
"If the world only knew how awesome we are, there like wouldn't be any wars!"-Jak
"I think I am going to go on a date by myself."-jak "I wish I could go on a date with you."-?
"Diana wants to be a Colby beef cow."-Ck “Why?"-Holli "They get to drink beer!"-Diana
"What the glad some tidings be? AN-GEL!" -Ck (Heavenly Youtube)
"I wish they had bacon dispensers"-Diana
"When I stand on my tippy-toes I'm still taller than you." -Jak
"Pajamas! Pajamas! Pajamas!" Diana
"Our fish are friends..."-Jak "NOT FOOD!"-Ck
"Sounds like someone creepy!" -Diana (recounting the phone # of someone who called Jak)
"Sounds like a personal problem to me." Holli
"I really like hitting people."-Ck
"New Testament trysting? What is that?" Diana
"I feel good in my pants!"-Diana
"Disney believes in death and not sex, that is my conclusion." -Diana
"Cajun style pancakes."-Diana
"Are you having an olfactory hallucination?"-Ck
"Its like Doris Day on Speed"- Jak
"My subconscious has the hots for CCS." -Ck
"Let’s take the "y" off and put 'oscopy'."-Jak
"It’s either a homerun or a foul ball."- Harrison
"It’s a bird, it’s a plane... Holli it’s a bus."-Ck
"You can think that but you can't say that!" Jordan
"Hands just don't taste good." -Diana
What do you get when a Humanities major walks into a car? Art!
"Diana, Jordan thinks you have cooties!" -Jak "I like you cooties"- Jordan (to Diana) "You want my cooties."-Diana
"I will, only if Diana licks my fingers." "I will"-Ck
"We are rare...like a Pikachu."-Jordan
"Well, next time be more specific when dealing with the gods."-Jak
"He’s texting, don't worry about it." Diana
"I wish there was a car wash for humans."-Ck
